Energy saving in Spring: Part 2

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Overall Segment #2 – 12:00

Welcome back to the GGHS

Possible Mission Force – 5:00 Sponsored by: CMI Electric

The last we saw are possible Mission heroes they are in a lot of trouble

Episode 4 – “Who’s afraid of the little Green Fox...”

Mission Impossible music: do do do do, do do, do do do do, do do

Voice: This week we find Doug Hunt, the smarter, younger, faster, and prettier brother of former “Possible Mission Force” (PMF) agent Ethan Hunt, still tied up with fellow PMF agent Bad Pritt after being captured while trying to infiltrate EVIL SNIEED headquarters in order to steal back the SNERS report and save the world. It appears that driving up to the Guard Shack in a Hummer that runs on vegetable oil was not as stealthful as they had originally anticipated and our heroes were captured. However, attempts to torture our heroes (in an effort to extract sensitive information) playing the most horrible Disco and ither 70’s cheese music ever recorded, have failed as Doug Hunt, the smarter, younger, faster, and prettier brother of former “Possible Mission Force” (PMF) agent Ethan Hunt still owns platform shoes and a white, zip-up Disco, as well as the Director’s Cut of “Stayin’ Alive” on Laser Disc.

The evil Dr. Gunther Vulgarmeat is considering a change in tactics (as per the Geneva Convention)… and begin a new type of torture as his patience is wearing thin...

Meanwhile, upstairs in the Burg-in-Hand the Green Fox and Anita Reason have figured out that this exquisite Danish Hamburger joint is actually a front for SNEEID headquarters, DUUUHHH.... and they have discovered that there is a secret door in the back of the last stall in men's bathroom… an obvious ploy to capture unsuspecting conservative congressman and hold them for ransom... perhaps they can figure out how to navigate the secret tunnel system and save their partners from a certain and awful End....

DH: This is pathetic... you guys’ve tried every form of torture and nothing works... I’m really starting to get bored... I mean Grand Funk Railroad... I love that stuff... Ambrosia, Firefall, Leo Sayer, Little River Band, Chris Cross... I own ABBA’s Greatest Hits!!!... looks like you'll never get any information out of me Vulgarmeat. Hey, you mind if I nap?

GV: While that may be true for you so far Mr. Hunt... it looks like your partner has been reduced to a blithering idiot... I believe he passed out when we played “You are So Beautiful” for the 32nd time in a row... it seems Mr. Pritt is not as resilient as you are...

DH: Yeah, poor Pritt… he’s a mess. These young guys who missed the 70s have no defense… being exposed to disco and top 40 was like an innoculation... once you been through that, nothing gets to you... for a minute there I thought you're gonna to try Rap on me... I'm a big hip-hop Fan... 50 cent... P-diddly, Busta Rhymes, Dr. Dre, Tupac... I know ‘em all...

GV: As obvious it is that you know nothing about Rap music, I can't use it to torture you because I find it impossible to follow the lyrics myself. As a defective European, it's hard enough to understand you Americans with all the different dialects you have... and even harder to understand all the rhyming and shnizzles and f’shisles and all of the hoobajoob that it requires... It rather bores me Mr. Hunt

DH: I guess you might as well just let me go then Meat. Do you mind if I just call you Meat?

GV: Not quite Mr. Hunt... we have one more and final form of torture for you... something that we know you cannot brush off... something so diabolical... so horrible... that even the thought of it will make you spill your guts and tell us everything about the SNERS report... something that every American male hates to hear more than anything else...

DH: OOOOOOH... I'm so scared... I’m really shakin’… let me have it Meat!

GV: Okay Mr. Hunt... you asked for it... don't say I didn't warn you... now this is your last chance to tell us how much you know about what’s in the SNERS report... we don't want the American people to know how easy it would be to reduce pollution and the carbon on this planet... and just how little change it would take to turn global warming around... we certainly don't want them to know that a concerted effort with this SNERS information could, within decades, return the planet to a place of Paradise... SNEEID wants to continue to sell you all the crap we've been supplying to your kind for years and years. We’ve managed to make you believe that you need it in order to survive and to feel good about who you are... you Americans are so easy.... you will buy anything that you think makes you a better or smarter or prettier person, or worth more than your neighbor...

DH: Don’t pretend you know anything about us Americans Dr. Volgurmeat... we’re already working on changing our consumer habits... we’re already reducing our carbon footprint and our energy use… we’re looking at the needs of ourselves and our neighbors... why, even coal plants out west are having trouble getting licensed because of citizens, activist groups, and local governments with a conscience... there's a growing movement in this country that can't be stopped, with or without me or Pritt or even the SNERS Report! The reason you're so scared Dr. Volgurmeat is because you’re totally aware of this and you know that the American people are an unstoppable force... maybe you've been watching too much of your own propaganda... who's your favorite Britney or Paris?

GV: Frankly, I think Britney has a better chance of coming out of her depression... Paris still doesn’t know that she’s a strumpet... AAUUWWGGGG!!! Enough Mr. Hunt.... I want that information!!! IGOR, play the tape! This will make you tell us everything Mr. Hunt… you’ll beg from mercy (evil laugh)

Igor: Yes boss... the tape is ready... it is what every man fears... HEE HEE HEE... just 4 little words…

Voice: Suddenly, the Green Fox and Anita Reason burst into the room through the secret passageway... and into the torture chamber laboratory... a bit stunned... and a bit out of breath... however Vulgarmeat is not ready to surrender and Igor still has his finger poised over the “PLAY” button on the cassette player.

Anita: Stop right there Vulgarmeat!!!... you pathetic, disgusting excuse for a human being... have you ever even thought about recycling in your useless lifetime? Have you ever turned the lights off when you left a room? Have you ever considered carpooling with your neighbors...

GV: Actually, I thought about carpooling once, but if you've ever met my neighbors, the Trolls, you’d see why I chose against it... they eat an unGodly amount garlic and hot peppers and when you get in the car with them there's a horrid....

Anita: That's enough... we all know garlic's good for you and where you're headed, you're going to need all the garlic you can get... you'll be wearing it around your neck to keep Bubba and Spike from... well, let’s just say you're going away for a very, very long time....

VOICE: While it appears that Anita and the Fox have saved the day, Agent Hunt is still tied up, Bad Pritt is still babbling and drooling in the corner, and Igor still has his finger on the “play” button. Join us next week when we’ll find out if Agent Hunt and the PMF team can finish what they started or if they’ll all scream in pain when the evil Dr. Vulgarmeat unleashes the deadliest torture of all...

Today’s Topic – 3:00 Sponsored by: Suntrust Mortgage of Christiana

Usually, this segment has a list of things, appliances, energy-saving practices, green products and ratings, assessments of certain green businesses... generally, this is an information section... however, if you were at the green Expo you probably got lists and lists and lists of different things to do to reduce your carbon footprint, energy use and hopefully your monthly bills... so this week, we’re moving on to a different topic....

This is a topic that very few people want to touch and although we try to keep it light here on the GGHS, I think this topic has a silver lining if we stand any chance of keeping this environmental titanic afloat. And since everybody's pumped up today from the Great Green Expo, I think we can talk about it... Politicians don't want to talk about it... but we should talk about it.... and that's Population... we don't do doom and gloom here but we need to say something about worldwide population growth... We have to figure out a way to not just slow it down, or even stop population growth... we actually need to reduce the worldwide population. We actually abuse the soil in order to try and find ways to feed our population.... the technology for cloning cells for food production is risky at best... so what can we do?

I think the first thing is just a discourse... we need to find some way to educate people, so that they understand why the earth is ill-equipped to deal with our current population… we're overfishing the oceans (disappearing Salmon on ABC Ha), over-farming the land, and using up all of our natural resources at an accelerated rate these days to grow food... at this point we’re losing topsoil at an alarming rate... I figure we need some new ideas here...

Well, there’s one simple way to solve all these environmental problems in a very quick and sustainable fashion, and nobody wants to talk about it… and that’s controlling population... with a goal of trying to reduce it worldwide over the next 35 to 40 years so that our oceans and our farms can support the level of human life and all other life in a renewable way. That's it… It's not so difficult in concept... we need to brainstorm this idea as quickly and as collectively as possible... come up with a game plan... and get people to buy in and take a proactive approach...

ME and Doug Brainstorm and goof around.......

I'm not sure which combination of ideas or what alliances we need to make to move this key piece of our problem... I do know we can do it and we can do it quickly...

On the plus side we have a new atmosphere on the planet now where people are waking up to the fact that we need to mobilize quickly in order to save our planet, our food stocks, Our Species and agriculture not to mention the world for our children that they can sustain and live and well...

So because it's been hard to talk about population and so many religious groups and other groups are so opposed even thinking about reducing population.... we've also got to talk about how to support the population we have until people realize that we can no longer support the population we have and keep a sustainable eco-economy........ and make no mistake I'm still not giving up on talking about population control we have to make people aware before they starved to death...

So... one answer is take a look at your diet.... as you know for every pound of beef not produced we save 19 pounds of grains.... we are not trying to get people to give up the beef they love, not entirely... just to reduce their consumption of beef by half, along with an increase in the consumption of local greens and grains... don’t support ethanol… support conservation....

Another way to go which will help... Can the food that you buy from the community supported agriculture group that you've invested in, buy local food and produce, local canned goods, and modify our meat centered diets... and one way to learn about that will be at Francine's new community market out in Hockessin

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